Hah.

Looks like a lot of you are having fun this time around. Just don't get too serious with this, kiddies, you might hurt yourselves if you do.

...

I've been living next to X.

Eugh, I feel dirty now.

I am going to pretend that... Most of last week never happened.

I don't think I'll be able to sit for a month, damnit.

[Strikes, ALL THE WORLD CAN SEE THEM.]

[Failed lock to X, but still locked from Hostiles]

So, uh... X. Erm, my apologies for last night and the... the thing with your daughter, and your son and that whole thing...

Although I'm not really sorry, because holy crap. Why haven't I had sex before now?

So uhh... Don't kill me please? I am pretty sure it was a one time thing.

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